Chris: Ron Swanson.
Ron Swanson: Chris. You have come up with a plan so spectacularly horrible that it might ruin the entire department.
Chris: Now, wait a minute.
Ron Swanson: No, I mean that as a compliment. So it pains me to say this... My department has to go back to the way it was.
Chris: Give 'em time. They'll adjust.
Ron Swanson: No, they won't. They're miserable. Tom only performs when there's someone to impress, so marooning him on freak island isn't helping anyone. And you made April assistant to everyone? You know who April hates? Everyone. And Jerry can only function if no one's looking. You shine a light on him, and he shrinks up faster than an Eskimo's scrotum.
Chris: Well, that's very perceptive, Ron. And... very graphic. I understand your point, but there's no way that I get just rolled-over on this.
Ron Swanson: [groans] Okay. You won't ever hear me say this again, so savor this moment. I may have a compromise.