Quote from Ron Swanson in Road Trip
Denise: Are you Ron Swanson? Ron Swanson: I am. Denise: Okay, what exactly did you teach my daughter? Ron Swanson: Oh, you must be Mrs. Berkus. Denise: Lauren was supposed to do a paper on why government matters. This is what she wrote. Ron Swanson: "It doesn't." [laughs] Well said. Denise: Is this a joke? Ron Swanson: No, ma'am. I legitimately believe that. I'm a Libertarian. Denise: Oh, that's nice. Well, she is a fourth grader. And fourth graders aren't supposed to have their heads crammed full of weird ideas. They're supposed to do cute reports and get gold stars. Ron Swanson: I'm very sorry. I was only... Denise: And you ate her lunch? And you gave her a land mine? Really? Ron Swanson: Well, it seemed appropriate at the time. I... Denise: How?