Andy: So a little birdie told me it's your birthday coming up. How about a free birthday shoe shine?
Ron Swanson: What did this little birdie tell you is going to happen for my birthday?
Andy: Oh, nice try, Ron. You're not getting anything out of me.
Ron Swanson: Andrew, please.
Andy: Ron, look, I love you like a father who's not that much older than me... like a young Uncle... or like, uh, you were my camp counselor, but we're adults, so we hang out, and it's not weird, you know. Or, actually, here's what it is. You're my Lacrosse coach.
Ron Swanson: I get it. I get it. What's the point?
Andy: Well, coach, Leslie swore me to secrecy, so I can't say anything. I owe her so much. I can't ruin it for her.
Ron Swanson: Well, I respect that. See you later.
Andy: Okay... Not if I see you first, Uncle Ron. [laughs] And I probably will, 'cause Leslie assigned me to the kidnap squad.