Chris: How did your date with Cindy go?
Ben: Uh, you know, she wasn't really my type.
Chris: She's a tall brunette. You always like tall brunettes.
Ben: Well, not exclusively.
Chris: Historically, yes, exclusively.
Leslie Knope: He said he didn't like her, so it's over.
Chris: Okay, well, I'm gonna keep trying, because you are incredible.
Ben: Thank you.
Chris: And you deserve someone amazing and smart and beautiful.
Ben: Thank you.
Leslie Knope: A real goddess.
Chris: Exactly. Hey! ...what about Shelly, from the health-food store?
Ben: I don't know who that is.
Chris: Her brother died climbing Everest?
Ben: Great.
Chris: Interesting, right?
Ben: No.