Kelly Larson: And combined, they have sold more than 100 million copies worldwide. Now, have you seen any of the Twilight movies?
Leslie Knope: No, I have not.
Kelly Larson: Well, let me describe them to you shot-for-shot. Okay, movie number one. Twilight. We slowly pan up over a mossy log to see a deer drinking crystal-clear water.
Leslie Knope: Okay, Kelly, this time capsule isn't just a barrel full of stuff that people like. It's about life in Pawnee at this moment in time, and there is nothing in Twilight that is specific to Pawnee.
Kelly Larson: I disagree, okay? The town of Forks, Washington is exactly like Pawnee, except for the climate and the vampires.
Leslie Knope: I'm sorry. I have to say no.
Kelly Larson: I beg you to reconsider.
Leslie Knope: And I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
Kelly Larson: Then I'm gonna have to do this. [handcuffs himself to Leslie's chair]