Leslie Knope: Hey, Ron, you want me to read you what I have so far in my welcome letter? Nothing. Because you and your jerk predecessors didn't give me anything to work with.
Ron Swanson: Did you... print this out? I heard the printer going.
Leslie Knope: Yes.
Ron Swanson: You could've just handed me a blank piece of paper.
Leslie Knope: Oh, wisdom. Finally. Thank you so much. You can also keep the photo. Thanks for the memories.
Ron Swanson: Good god. I don't remember this.
Leslie Knope: That- That's the wrong one. But the real one's very bad as well. I want you to know that I'm replacing the welcome letter with this ad for yearning by Dennis Feinstein. So good-bye, distilled wisdom of 50 years of experience. Hello, disgusting fragrance flap.
Ron Swanson: Let me buy you dinner.
Leslie Knope: No. I insist you buy me dinner.