Leslie Knope: Okay, guys, you know what I would love? I'd love if anybody just said something positive about - Oh, I don't know - anything.
Michael Tansley: I agree. Let's just relax, smoke another "j," And all calm down.
Leslie Knope: Another?
Michael Tansley: By the way, it's ridiculous that pot is illegal.
Leslie Knope: Oh.
Michael Tansley: It grows... In the ground. I've planted marijuana in community gardens all over the city, and it hasn't hurt anyone.
Leslie Knope: What?
David Moser: You know, Michael, you are one pot-loving [bleep], mother[bleep] pain in the rectum.
Leslie Knope: Okay, stop it. Stop it. You're all being awful, horrible men.
Clarence Carrington: Uh-oh. Your little friend come to visit?
Leslie Knope: Clarence, if you mention anything about women or menstruation... Or anything, I'm gonna take your face, and I'm gonna shove it in those brambles.
David Moser: Yes.
Leslie Knope: No, you're next, buddy. Andy! Let's take this picture. Come on, get out of your seat, turds.