Quote from Leslie Knope in Park Safety
Leslie Knope: Carl, what are you doing here? Carl Lorthner: [loudly] Oh, Leslie. Well, since you decided to drag my name through the mud on tv, I figured why not return the favor? Leslie Knope: Carl, could you quietly quiet down for a second and please tell me what's going on quietly? Okay? In a quiet voice. Carl Lorthner: [loud as usual] A citizen handed in a very interesting home video that I think the people of Pawnee will find very interesting. Take a peek at this. Keep your eyes on the creek. There he is. Oh, this is my favorite part. Not willing to share with a dog. So it would appear that park security was not to blame after all. Leslie Knope: Okay, look, I have a proposition for you. Carl Lorthner: Fine. I'll have sex with you in exchange for the tape. Leslie Knope: That's not what I'm saying! Okay? Just listen to what I have to say.