Elise Yarktin: Hi, I'm Elise Yarktin, I'm with the IOW.
Ron Swanson: I'm Woman of the Year, Ron Swanson.
Elise Yarktin: Yes, I know. We are very excited to be presenting you with the Smythe Award.
Ron Swanson: That's what I called you to talk about. I don't know if I can take all of the excitement. So, I think the award should go to Miss Knope, here.
Leslie Knope: Hello.
Ron Swanson: She's the one who really deserves it. Camp Athena was her idea. She did all the work. You made a mistake.
Elise Yarktin: We didn't make a mistake. We made a very conscious decision this year to choose a man.
Leslie Knope: Why?
Elise Yarktin: Well, every year, we give it to a woman, and, frankly, nobody cares. Yeah, the media has all but written us off as a niche interest group. But if you give a women's award to a mustachioed, masculine man, such as yourself, well, then, eventually, people take notice.
Ron Swanson: I don't want the damn thing.
Elise Yarktin: Well, we're giving it to you. So, you're gonna take it, like a man. So congratulations.