Leslie Knope: Ron, I need a half a day off for a secret mission of love.
Ron Swanson: You're asking my permission to take a nooner?
Leslie Knope: Sure. Well, I don't know. Maybe. Justin and I need to go on a romantically-inspired road trip.
Ron Swanson: So it is a nooner?
Leslie Knope: Well, we're planning to leave around noon, so I'm not quite sure...
Justin: That's... No, Leslie, that is not a nooner. I tracked down this old flame of Leslie's mom. We're gonna go pick him up. We're gonna reunite them on Valentine's Day. Is that a great story or what?
Ron Swanson: Yeah, great story indeed. Enjoy your half day off.
Leslie Knope: Thank you.
Justin: Pick you up tomorrow around noon.
Leslie Knope: For our nooner. Which is a cute word.
Ron Swanson: Explain it to her later.
Leslie Knope: Explain what?