Ann: You turned yourself in? Why?
Leslie Knope: Well, I did something wrong, and I felt bad. So, this morning I donated $1,000 to the rec center, so everybody could keep teaching their classes.
Ann: Okay, so why did you ask for the hearing?
Leslie Knope: Are you kidding, Ann? It's every girl's dream to ask a dude how their date went under penalty of perjury.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: I'm not proud of my actions. But the most important thing is, there is now an official government document that proves my dinner party kicked ass.