Chris: So, you're in charge of amusement parks, right? God, that's exciting!
Leslie Knope: Actually, it's regular parks. Like swings and slides and stuff.
Chris: Strike two.
Leslie Knope: You know, isn't it funny how these setups are always just so awkward?
Chris: Why would you say that?
Leslie Knope: Uh, I don't... I don't know. They're not. Forget it.
Chris: Way to go, Chris. Did I just make it awkward?
Leslie Knope: No. No. You didn't. Well, yeah, you kind of did. Let's just start from the beginning, I guess.
Chris: Hey, watch this. I will now extinguish this candle with my bare hand.
Leslie Knope: Okay.
Chris: Gah, [bleep]! That really hurt!
Leslie Knope: Are you okay?
Chris: Oh, God! It looked so much easier on the Internet. God, I gotta borrow some of your ice! [As Leslie slides her drink over to him] Oh no thanks. I'm not thirsty.