Leslie Knope: Look, we need to talk. Ron, no. The Planning Department Re-prioritization Document?
Ron Swanson: Calm down, I haven't signed it yet.
Leslie Knope: Yeah, well, you're going to. Because Tammy wants you to, and you do everything that she wants.
Ron Swanson: She made some really good points about libraries.
Leslie Knope: Are you even listening to yourself? You're defending the library now? Ron, the library? Of all the horrifying, miserable things in the world?
Ron Swanson: Some people like libraries.
Leslie Knope: I can't even believe what I'm hearing. "Some people like libraries." Ron, she's in your head. You said that she was a manipulative monster, and you were right.
Ron Swanson: No. No. Tammy's changed.
Leslie Knope: Look me in the eye and tell me that she's changed. Look me in the eye.
Ron Swanson: I'm so screwed, Knope. Her hooks are in my brain.
Leslie Knope: Yep.
Ron Swanson: She has all the power and I have nothing. I'm so little. [sobs]
[Donna places a Post-it note reading "I told ya so" against the glass for Leslie to read]