Quote from Tom in Beauty Pageant
Tom: If you guys like grilling, you want to come over and use my grill... Look, let me do you a favor. Take a key. Just come by, grill up whatever you want. [aside to camera:] Tom: This is one of my favorite pick-up strategies. I'm constantly giving one of my keys. [back:] Trish: This is your house key? Tom: Yeah. I just happened to have a spare. Just come by, go for a dip, whenever you want. [aside to camera:] Tom: So far, none of them have shown up. [flashback:] Ann: That's a very appealing offer, thank you. [aside to camera:] Tom: Matter of time. [flashback:] Tom: Hey, Craig. Craig: Hey, Tommy. Tom: Fifty more copies, please. Craig: You got it. Tom: I have been robbed twice.