Leslie Knope: I swear to God, it actually... It was there...
Dave Sanderson: These are carrots.
Leslie Knope: Duh! You don't think I know the difference between carrots and marijuana?
Dave Sanderson: Is that the house there, where your best friend lives? Where she saw the van from?
Leslie Knope: Yeah.
Dave Sanderson: Okay. I get it.
Leslie Knope: What?
Dave Sanderson: Well, you wanted to check up on your friend and that guy, your ex, so you made up a story about weed so you could stake out their date.
Leslie Knope: No, I did not. There actually was weed here...
Dave Sanderson: It's okay. I think it's kind of cute.
[aside to camera:]
Dave Sanderson: I like Miss Knope. I liked her. I got to say, I... When I first met her I didn't care much for her, because like 99% of the people in any given day of my life, she was very belligerent and disagreeable. Miss Knope was attractive to me. As a man, I was attracted to her in her demeanor. I was attracted to her in a sexual manner that was appropriate. Can we not... I don't want to talk about this anymore.