April: She's Leslie Knope, and she wants to recruit you!
Leslie Knope: No, no, no. Oh, my. Okay. Please, please, please, please. Gentlemen. First of all, I would just like to say thank you so much for throwing me this party, especially on a night when the Colts are playing. [silence]
Man: We love you, Leslie!
Leslie Knope: Okay. This is green. [downs shot]
All: [chants] Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Leslie!
Leslie Knope: Okay! Well, I wanted to tell you that I wasn't really trying to take a stand when I married those penguins.
All: Leslie! Leslie! Leslie!
Leslie Knope: You're chanting my name.
All: Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Leslie!
Leslie Knope: I just have one thing to say! Together we can change Pawnee forever! Let's dance!