Quote from Mark in The Banquet
Leslie Knope: Guys, we have to get me to talk to Janine Restrepo. She's right behind us and she could rezone our park. Mark: Well, then just go up there and say hello and start talking to her. Leslie Knope: Brilliant political strategy, Mark. Maybe I should mention her massive weight loss. Mark: You're over-thinking this. Here, I'm gonna pretend to be Janine Restrepo. You, be you. Go. Leslie Knope: Hello, Madame Zoning Board Member Janine Restrepo. [Mark pinches Leslie's nose] I am Leslie Knope from the Parks... What are you doing? Mark: Oh, I'm Pawnee Zoning Board Member Janine Restrepo. And I can do whatever I want. Please, tell me about this park that you badly need rezoned by me. Leslie Knope: Okay, well, I think it would be a good idea to have a multi-use community park. Mark: Oh. Do you? [Ann pinches Mark's nose] Oh! Wait, what's that? Ann: What? I'm just former City Councilman Frank Whatever-The-Hell. And I have more power than Janine Restrepo, so I can do whatever I want. Mark: I don't even know if that's true or not. Leslie Knope: [pinches Ann's nose] Oh, my God, really? Well, I'm Marlene Griggs-Knope and I will destroy you all! [laughs] Tom: What the hell are you guys doing? [aside to camera:] Mark: It's fun to pretend to be zoning board members.