Leslie Knope: Ron, I have to ask you something, and I want you to consider it, okay? Really consider it. How would you feel about leaving Pawnee and moving to Chicago?
Ron Swanson: [laughing]
Leslie Knope: Hold on, come on, I'm not done. You'd be working for the federal government.
Ron Swanson: [laughing]
Leslie Knope: You know what, excuse me for wanting my dear friend and ethical mentor to accompany me on the adventure of a lifetime.
Ron Swanson: It's very sweet, Leslie, and the National Parks Service is probably the only branch of government worth a damn, but Diane and I are quite happy raising our family here. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a booth over there serving something called, "fried sausage quilts," so I'm going to buy the booth.