[future:]
Horatio Sanz: We are gathered here today to join Craig Middlebrooks and Typhoon Montalban in holy matrimony.
Craig: I don't know about this. I'm very scared.
Typhoon: Oh, just relax, you nervous Nelly.
Craig: You're right. We love each other, and the tax break is substantial.
Typhoon: Will the best man please present the rings?
Ron Swanson: Good luck, you two.