Quote from Ben in Two Funerals
Ben: I have to say, The Douche, I'm skeptical that your interest is sincere. The Douche: I can understand that. A morning shock-jock DJ, the mayor? But keep an open mind. I went to Northwestern, I've worked on two political campaigns, and I spend all of my time communicating with the public. Ben: That's actually a good point. The Douche: I could do some great things for this city. And some gross things with those juicy City Hall interns. Ga-ga-goink! [flatulence] Ben: Okay, well, thanks for coming in. The Douche: All right, B. Let me know.