Quote from Perd Hapley in Two Funerals
Leslie Knope: Everyone's scattering. Well, look at it this way, bad news comes in threes, right? We're leaving, April and Andy are leaving, Donna's leaving, that's three. Jerry: Also I'm retiring. Leslie Knope: That's three, Garry. But we're probably due for some good news. Perd Hapley: [on TV] Good evening. I come to you tonight with some good news... Leslie Knope: Hey. Perd Hapley: Is not a sentence I will be saying to you right now, because beloved Pawnee Mayor Walter Gunderson has died. [all gasp] Leslie Knope: Well, you jinxed us, Garry. Thanks a lot.