Andy: So, karate masters, you are here for an extra-awesome and super-special episode of Johnny Karate. [cheers and applause] And that is because it's my final show.
All: Aw.
Andy: Don't look glum. In a couple of weeks, I'll be moving to Washington, D.C. It's the capital of the entire world. They have things there like this white house and this mental institution and my very favorite, the Lincoln Memorial. It's this crazy statue of this giant monster sitting on a chair that represents all of America's enemies. I'll be moving to Washington, D.C., because my wife, April Ludgate-Karate-Dwyer, has accepted an amazing job there. I'm very proud of her and totally in love.