Leslie Knope: Look around, April. What do you see?
April: Fountains. Water. Sky. You...looking at me like a crazy person.
Leslie Knope: I see a new home. I am gonna take that job. Ben's gonna run for Congress, he will win eventually, and then we're gonna split our time between Washington and Pawnee.
April: That's great. It looks like everything is falling into place for you.
Leslie Knope: For us, April! For us!
April: Oh, God. Whoa! What is that? Over there, a lamp post? Is that historic, do you think?
Leslie Knope: No. They put that in in the 70s. Look, I am so ahead of my five-year plan. Which means that you're gonna need a new five-year plan, And here it is.
April: Ow, it's hot! How did you make this so fast?
Leslie Knope: I keep a local binder maker on retainer in D.C.