Ben: Huh. Looks like Newport Trust is making an announcement.
Jessica Wicks: [on video] Last week, the Newport Trust told Gryzzl, in no uncertain terms, that we would not do business with a company that invades our privacy. Then, Gryzzl upped their offer to $125 million, and I swear to God, y'all, I nearly fainted. So we are officially jumping the gun and selling to Gryzzl for $125 million.
Leslie Knope: What?
Jessica Wicks: Let me repeat that, because it makes me very horny. $125 million!
Ron Swanson: Come on, Knope. How about we go drown our sorrows in some waffles?