Donna: My advice to you is, if you want to be Lucy, you have to be up front with her about it. Be a man and ask her out.
Tom: She works for me. She uprooted her whole life to move to Pawnee for this job. I don't want to make it weird. And what if she says no? What if I'm the only one that caught feelings?
Donna: You won't know until you ask. Basically, Tommy, when it comes to matters of the heart, I say: Treat yo' self.
Tom: Thanks, Donna. That's a great gift.
Donna: I almost forgot. I did get you them shoes from Hitch 2!
Tom: Oh, snap. That's an even better gift.
Donna: That's not all. Look behind you, but don't be obvious.
Josh Groban: Can I get the "me" soft-shell crab?
Tom: Josh Groban! He's eating his own sushi! That's the most baller thing I've ever seen.