Andy: Hey, you know what, dude? You gotta take your mind off of them. Check this out. It's a contract. It came from the station manager where I do my show, Johnny Karate. He wants me to sign it, but is says that they'll own the character, "Johnny Karate." And I want to own the character Johnny Karate, 'cause it's me.
Tom: Wait, this says they only pay you a hundred bucks a week?
Andy: Yeah, but all I really do is goof around all day. Write, produce, and direct a TV show. Plus, I act in it, and I do sets, props, wardrobe. At the end, I drive everybody home, so I mean, a hundred bucks a week... That's pretty fair.