Leslie Knope: Oh. Oh, no. Ron, I stood you up for lunch.
Ron Swanson: You did, yes. I waited for a while, but it was pretty easy to figure out what had happened. Your life seemed pretty hectic.
Leslie Knope: Is that the rest of the story? That I stood you up? You were going to ask me something. That's why you wanted to have lunch. Ron, you were going--
Ron Swanson: I was gonna ask you for a job. In the federal government. Just saying it out loud feels dirty.
Leslie Knope: You missed your friends, and you wanted to come up to the third floor and work with us again. [sighs] I can't even imagine how hard that must have been for you. God, why didn't I see that? Ron, I am so sorry. I should've been a better friend to you.