Ben: Please. Please. For the love of all that is holy, both of you, please sign this form. Not that it matters. I'm definitely gonna wake up tomorrow morning with these same forms for you to sign because I've died somehow and now I'm a ghost living in Purgatory until I complete my unfinished business.
Leslie Knope: Okay, I'm not signing anything he's signing.
Ben: Did you just hear what I said? No, of course, you didn't, because I'm a ghost.