April: [aside to camera] William Henry Harrison is totally ridiculous. They can't even fill a small museum with real stuff about his life because he was so lame. The "If He'd Worn A Coat Room" explores how great America would have been if Harrison had worn a coat at his inauguration. And not died. [Tubthumping plays] This room is called "Other Things That Were Famous for One Month." Oh, and side note, admission to this museum costs $14. And while you're here, why not visit the "Other Famous Harrisons" exhibit.