Leslie Knope: So, gentlemen, you have evidence that the Newport land should be preserved.
Marty: Absolutely. You see, I'm a ninth level Octopriest in the Church of the Reasonableists.
Leslie Knope: Oh, boy.
Marty: The land is sacred in our religion. Because it's the place where all human souls will be transmuted when Zorpe the Lizard God passes through Jupiter's sphincter.
April: Hail, Zorpe.
Both: Hail, Zorpe!
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: I'm looking for anything to strengthen my case that the Newport land should become a park, and not a corporate campus. Religious reasons, animal conservation, historical significance. Anything. So hold on to your straws, everybody. 'cause Mama's going graspin'.