Leslie Knope: Jamm, get in here.
Ron Swanson: Good God, man. What happened to you?
Leslie Knope: Tammy happened to him! Remind you of anyone, Ron? We need to put our issues aside and defend this miserable person.
Ron Swanson: Jeremy, this is a gold bar.
Leslie Knope: You keep that in your desk?
Ron Swanson: I will give you this gold bar if you say one unflattering thing about Tammy.
Councilman Jamm: If I do... does Tammy get to keep the gold?
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God.