[aside to camera:]
April: Joan has always been kind of a train wreck, but the last three years, she's gone off the deep end. She did a string of shows from rehab.
[TV clip:]
Joan Callamezzo: Victoria Herzog, you were a successful attorney from Wilmington, Delaware. Then you hit rock bottom.
Victoria Herzog: This is supposed to be anonymous.
[back:]
April: She once gave every member in her audience a car. One car, that they all had to fight for. Oh, and last year she did a show where she called all of her ex-boyfriends while sitting on a washing machine.
[TV clip:]
Joan Callamezzo: Well, Erik, if you didn't give it to me, then who did?
[back:]
April: I love her so much. I hope she's my real mom.