Leslie Knope: Wow, Jamm and Tammy. Jammy. [both laugh]
Councilman Jamm: Jammy.
Leslie Knope: You guys are so cute. When did you-- Why would either one of you, uh, you know, why? Dear God, why?
Councilman Jamm: Hit it off at karaoke. She saw me nail Gangsta's Paradise. I saw her bite the door guy... [chuckles] She then let me buy her a bunch of purses, and the rest is history.
Leslie Knope: Wait a second, this is great news, because Ron is my opponent in this, and you live to torture Ron. Vote for me so that you can screw Ron over.
Tammy Two: Maybe you're not a blonde bimbo after all.
Leslie Knope: Thank you.