Leslie Knope: You know that the National Park System deserves this land. Why are you trying to screw me? This is like Morningstar all over again.
Ron Swanson: This is nothing like Morningstar. And that was two years ago.
Leslie Knope: Well, you don't know who you're dealing with. I directly oversee 1,200 people. I have a staff of creative geniuses that will not stop working until we win this bid.
Ed: Leslie? I-I couldn't find that file you wanted, but I did find a file called bird census, 1980. And...it's empty.
Leslie Knope: Get out of here, Ed! I fired you.
Ed: Right. If anyone wants to hang, I will be at Subway.
Leslie Knope: He's very stupid.