Ben: Guys, come on, now. This is signed by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Just think about all their great songs, covering everything from the culture of Southern California to drug use in Southern California.
Herman Lerpiss: I'll bid 30 bucks.
Ben: Okay. This is easily worth $500. Come on. Please, anyone. We're just trying to raise some money for this concert, so no one gets stressed out.
Herman Lerpiss: Fine. 50 and another win for Old Herman.
Ben: Why would you erase the signatures?
Herman Lerpiss: I'm more of a Jack Johnson guy.
Ben: Okay, give it back.
Herman Lerpiss: If you want it so bad, bid on it.
Ben: I don't like the Red Hot Chili Peppers. It's not even the original lineup.