Andy: We wanted to talk to you about the unity concert, in Pawnee. Can you do it?
Chipp McCapp: Yeah...uh, no. Sorry. I got a previous engagement. It's a bummer. Oh.
Skipper: Here you go, Chipp.
Chipp McCapp: Look at that. The cheese is on top... of turkey, you dick. I want ham.
Skipper: I'm sorry, son. They were out of ham.
Chipp McCapp: All right, well, maybe I should just let mom be manager, then. [throws plate] Pick 'em up, skip.
Andy: Ew. This guy's the worst. I mean, it sucks that they didn't have ham, but you can't treat your dad like that.
Leslie Knope: I know, he's a monster. But we need him.
Chipp McCapp: Your job's not that hard, okay? Just anticipate my needs.
Skipper: Anticipatin', Chipp.