Tom: My life is over. I'm officially old and uncool. Might as well start wearing a plaid shirt and a tie and khakis and whatever shoes you're wearing.
Ben: Look, the fact that you don't know what high schoolers are into doesn't make you uncool. It makes you a normal human adult. You haven't had time to keep up 'cause the last few years, you started two different businesses.
Tom: I guess that's true. Richard Branson and Mark Cuban are too busy making deals to keep up with what the kids are into. How else do you explain their terrible haircuts?
Ben: And, hey, you may be old, but you'll never be as old as me.
Tom: Yeah. You're old as [bleep]. Thanks, Ben.
Ben: Glad I could help.