Ron Swanson: I have never told you this, but I actually have a ten-point scale for how insane you are being. I observe your behavior, and if it's a five or below, I say nothing.
Leslie Knope: Smart. Saves a lot of time.
Ron Swanson: If it reaches a six, like for example the incident with the girls' soccer uniforms back in '05...
Leslie Knope: They wrote all the team names in pink. Nobody told them to do that.
Ron Swanson: I try to steer you back to safety. A seven is when I lock you in your office until you cool down. This Allison Gliffert thing may have hit an eight. I have the police on standby. It's your move.