Ben: Yeah, tell me about it. I specifically requested elliptical cartridges for the turntables. How am I supposed to keep my Husker Du albums in near-mint condish?
Tom: Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you throw them in the garbage?
[aside to camera:]
Ben: My prom was right after I got impeached, so I couldn't leave the house without being egged. But my parents threw me a prom in our living room. I think I'm still messed up from it.