Quote from Ron Swanson in Galentine's Day
Ron Swanson: I would like to volunteer to do the park survey myself.
Leslie Knope: Wow, Ron. I always knew there would be a day when I would get through to you and you would love government work. Today is that historic day.
Ron Swanson: Yes. That is what has happened.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Spending the day outside alone sounds like a dream. I love being a father, but there are a few things I miss. Silence, the absence of noise, one single moment undisturbed by the sounds of a children's TV program called Doc McStuffins. There is no quiet anymore. There is only Doc McStuffins.