Ben: Is this really necessary?
Leslie Knope: When she moved, we promised each other that we would talk every day, and we've really fallen behind.
Ben: I know your female friends are very important to you, but I'm always a good sounding board. I mean, I can talk about Sandra Bullock skirt length.
Leslie Knope: No, no, babe, you can't. You would just embarrass yourself. Plus, every time I start talking to you, five seconds later, I want to jump your bones.
Ben: Oh, let's do that instead.
Leslie Knope: See, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, okay, let's do this. Okay.
Ben: Yeah, yeah, yeah.