Leslie Knope: Oh, Mr. Larsen, I'm sorry. I had to reschedule. It's been kind of a hectic week.
Grant Larsen: What happened to your face?
Leslie Knope: It doesn't matter. I would like to apply to turn some of our new land into a national park.
Grant Larsen: I read your request, Ms. Knope, and I'm sorry, but we can't make that happen.
Leslie Knope: Great. Well, this week just keeps getting better and better. Thank you for coming by and plunging a dagger into my already-bleeding corpse.