Mike Patterson: [on TV] Leslie Knope's little stunt put three people in the hospital. This bee incident is just the latest assault coming from the Pawnee side of this merger.
Craig: Mike Patterson is Eagleton's most tenacious reporter. When he sinks his teeth into something, he's like a dog with a bone!
April: Oh, my God! You can't lean in to whisper and then yell. That's not fair.