Leslie Knope: Wow, isn't this exciting? In just a few minutes, you are going to be professing your love on television.
Mr. DeMarco: Could I have a glass of water before we go on?
Mrs. DeMarco: Don't give him any water. He does this annoying thing where every time he takes a drink of water he goes, "Ah..."
Mr. DeMarco: She does this annoying thing where every time she takes a drink of water she is an old nag.
Leslie Knope: Ah, the playful banter of a couple on the same team. That's what this is, right?