Leslie Knope: Hello, caller. You have a comment?
Woman: Yeah, ever since the merger, we've had a really bad trash problem.
Leslie Knope: Well, yes, there has been some confusion with some of the garbage routes. And the Sanitation Department is stretched a little thin.
Woman: No, I mean Eagletonians are human garbage. And we should throw them in a dumpster. Kapow!
Man: Yeah, I really like the merger, but I hate that Eagleton was forced to join Pawnee.
Leslie Knope: Well, that's what the merger is.
Man: Oh. Yeah, then I hate the merger.