Quote from Leslie Knope in Anniversaries
August Clementine: Ms. Knope, I understand you're here today to try to convince us that this disastrous merger of our two towns was, in any way, a good idea. Leslie Knope: Yes, there were some bumps and bruises. And a brief rash of arson. And a rather large-scale brawl at the dump. But overall, the state of the merger is very strong. August Clementine: Scoff. Leslie Knope: Did you just say the word "scoff"? Derry Murbles: You must admit, Ms. Knope, that the merging of the towns has been fraught with antipathy. For example, I now have to share my studio with a fatuous twerp who shall remain nameless. August Clementine: This twerp has a name. And it's August N'gutu Liebowitz-Clementine. Leslie Knope: Guys... Hello.