Quote from Leslie Knope in Anniversaries
Ben: Okay, so, the big day is tomorrow. So let's go over this again. What are the anniversary rules? Leslie Knope: At least 100 kisses. Dinner at 7:00. And no gifts. Ben: That's right, no gifts. Leslie Knope: No gifts. No gifts. [aside to camera:] Leslie Knope: Oh, I'm getting him a gift. I always say that I'm not gonna get him a gift. And Ben always believes me. And then, bam, I surprise him with the best gift of all time. He makes the cutest, dopiest face when he's surprised. It's like... Wha-a-a-at?