Mrs. DeMarco: Dougie, are you sure you want to go on television? You look like a leather glove got caught in a lawnmower.
Leslie Knope: Okay, you know what? I'm going to admit something. I orchestrated the Pawnee-Eagleton merger, and I was hoping that your marriage could show people that a happy union is possible. So when you're out there, if you could just, you know, look back over the past 50 years together and focus on the good times, okay?