Chris: Oh, hey. How was your day?
Ann: [sighs] It was okay. Now my legs really hurt. It's like I have a tension headache, but in my calves. A new surprise every day.
Chris: That sucks.
Ann: I know. And I'm so gassy. There's just been, like, a long, slow fart stream coming out of me since we started talking... this morning.
Chris: That really sucks.
Ann: Yeah. It does. Thanks.
Chris: I'm sorry that I was trying to fix all your problems.
Ann: Oh, God, don't apologize. I'm sorry I was such a freak. You're the nicest, most thoughtful baby daddy a girl could ask for.