Quote from Leslie Knope in Farmers Market
Nolan: Look, chard is disgusting. You try selling it without sexy dancers. It's impossible. It's like, "Hey, you like lettuce? Try this. It's worse. It tastes like kale took a dump on spinach." Leslie Knope: I like to think of it as celery with B.O. But if it's so gross, you should just sell something else.